Future parents, this could be you…
Me: Why did you pee pee in your underpants? Why didn’t you pee pee in the potty?
Podling: [insert screeching tone here] I DON’T WANT TO PEE PEE IN THE POTTY!!!!!
Me: Why not? You won’t be wet if you pee pee in the potty.
Podling: Because I want to wear a diaper!!!!