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BEFORE USING THIS FORM, PLEASE READ BELOW

I am not in the market for straight s*ex, g*ay s*ex, more than one partner at a time, animal s*ex, s*ex toys or s*exual enhancers.

I am not interested in the “winnings” from some lottery I don’t remember entering.

I am not interested in letting you use my bank account to store your oh so millions of dollars even if it means I am going to get some of that cash for myself.

I am not interested in learning about some long lost relative or someone with the same last name who has tons of cash for me to inherit.

I am not interested in accepting checks to be deposited so I could send you the balance (or whatever the hell that SCAM entails).

I am not interested in purchasing anything from you. Chances are you have nothing I want or need to purchase.

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Otherwise, if you are one of my readers…
Just use this nifty form to email me if you want.
Don’t worry, your email will not be revealed except in my email box. :-)

Thanks and have a great day!